You just never know what you are going to get around here when you ask someone to give a prayer.
From Abby, you get the wrote prayer, never changes, always stays the same. (We are working on that)
With Wade, you get the bushelful, non-stop prayer. It includes everything thing to what he currently likes, dislikes, all of his hopes and dreams and if you are lucky, he mentions the food as a side note.
With Jaxon, you get the inappropriate prayer. Which, a yesterday morning on our breakfast sounded a little like this:
"Dear Heavenly Father, I REALLY like Mommy, and I REALLY like . .[short pause] . . Mermaids, *snicker*, In the name of Jesus Christ. AMEN.
At this point, I would really like to thank my sister Hillary who stayed at my house for 4 days and made my boys watch Barbie Mermaid cartoons. Looks like it made QUITE the impact.
In other Jaxon news, he went from looking like this:
From Abby, you get the wrote prayer, never changes, always stays the same. (We are working on that)
With Wade, you get the bushelful, non-stop prayer. It includes everything thing to what he currently likes, dislikes, all of his hopes and dreams and if you are lucky, he mentions the food as a side note.
With Jaxon, you get the inappropriate prayer. Which, a yesterday morning on our breakfast sounded a little like this:
"Dear Heavenly Father, I REALLY like Mommy, and I REALLY like . .[short pause] . . Mermaids, *snicker*, In the name of Jesus Christ. AMEN.
At this point, I would really like to thank my sister Hillary who stayed at my house for 4 days and made my boys watch Barbie Mermaid cartoons. Looks like it made QUITE the impact.
In other Jaxon news, he went from looking like this:
To looking like this! Well, minus the other one too!
Times are a changin' around here. But while we are on the subject of Jaxon, I want to post his best Pirate artist rendering to date.
See daddy swimming with the fishes? Actually, there is a big shark after him. (Scanner didn't go that far I guess) Not sure why he made daddy walk the plank. But everyone on the ship doesn't look so sure that daddy is going to make it out of that situation.
2 comments:
I love inappropriate prayers when they are given by people under the age of 10.
I remember when.... Now that my little guy is 20 yrs old he still says the most hilarious things!
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