Because you are looking like a total and complete idiot.
And if I DID ever feel sorry for you,
because sometimes your wife seems REALLY over the top,
Now, I DON'T.
Because you pierced both your ears (and I am pretty sure you are over 30)
And because I just read THIS story, and it is seriously SO DUMB.
And I think you and Kate have had just a WEE BIT TOO MUCH ATTENTION.
But at least she is not galavanting around the world with a paparazzi pack.
She is at home with the kids.
And right now, she is looking a whole lot more put together than you.
And your 30-something mid-life crisis.