Peter: [Issuing a spelling test to Abby]. Spell Sign
Abby: K.
Peter: Spell sigh
Abby: K
Peter: Honey, go to mw.com and see what "Sigh" with a "T" at the end means??
Lindsey: Sigh with "t"? At the end? It is sight.
Peter: Yeah, what does that mean? Is that even a word?
Lindsey: It means, See.. Look.. "I have SIGHT."
Peter: [Sheepishly] Oh, I haven't seen that word spelled forever! It is always spelled SITE! (Like website- or work site...he had been working in development for a while. Please forgive him)
JAXON'S PRAYER SERVICES.
Normal Night Prayer: Heavenly Father, thank you for the food, bless that daddy won't be mad at me, and bless that he will read me the books I want, in Jesus Name, AMEN.
Last Nights Prayer: Heavenly Father, thank you for the food, bless daddy. He gives the best Hugs EVER.
Tonight's Dinner Prayer: Heavenly Father, Thank you for the food. (the food gets blessed a lot around here) Daddy Gives the Best Hugs, Abby is the best Sister, and uhhh... Mommy?.... Uh... she makes the best pizza ever! In Jesus Name AMEN!
***************************DISCLAIMER*******************
Now, Honey, before you go getting all mad about the SIGHT story, other women get to tell their funny stories! Like, Amy shared this story, and this one (and trust me, she has shared A LOT more), and Denae shared this Hilarious Story, and Stie, shared this story and SEEE??? You aren't the only husband that does silly things...
And I know you threatened to start your own website about the stupid things that I do, but let me beat you to the punch because I am SURE the first story you will share is about that time where I ran down the street screaming at the neighbors if they had seen Wade and I sent you to the back yard looking and I sprinted (which I never do) in bare feet for like 20 yards, and was totally freaked out because I couldn't find him... and that is when you told me, I had already put him in the car... THERE. WE ARE EVEN!
14 comments:
Oh, that is soooo something I would do.
i SHOULD JUST DO A POST ON THE NOT SO BRIGHT THINGS THAT I HAVE DONE THAT MY FAMILY TEASES ME ABOUT ALL OF THE TIME. sERIOUSLY-ANY GIVEN OPPORTUNITY I AM TEASED. i'M GONNA DO IT AND JUST GET IT ALL OUT IN THE OPEN.
Lindsay, that story about you beats them all. SO FUNNY!!! I hope your husband isn't mad. We are not laughing at them, but with them.
He in good company - with the advent of spell check no one can spell anymore much less be expected to handle homonyms.
Yeah. Jon used to think that squoze was a word. You know, the past tense of "to squeeze." Wow, I've never tried to write that down before. It looks even more ridiculous on paper (or a computer screen :)! In his defense, others of our equally well-educated friends agreed with him. I had to get out the dictionary. Sheesh!
If Jared evern leaves me, it'll only because of the blog.
I love you...yes a complete stranger, yet I love you because you are so right there with me in this motherhood amnesia or in other words "momnesia"
And the homework thing has me stumped all to often. How sad that my 6th grader comes home with hard homework and then tells me how to do it.
Aric had to get on the internet the other night to find out what "mode" meant. He was helping Maya with her homework and she was supposed to find the mode and he had no clue what that was...
Third grade homework can humble the best of us.
Be sure when you're fighting tonight to take everyone's advice and do it nekkid. It might help soften the sting a little bit.
I love how you beat your husband to the punch.
And while he may not know what "sight" is off the bat, I say giving the best hugs ever is a much preferable trait.
Peter's the man...I do stuff like that ALL the time...it's ok, we really are smart...
okay, i went on a camera hunt today and i found it.
just so you know.
and i don't know what part of arizona you are living in,
but my brother (who just got home from his mission and who has been staying with me for a few weeks) is headed home to mesa if you want me to send it with him.
let me know.
That was great. Thanks for the laugh.
It takes a confident woman to write about her own silly mistakes...and her husband's...
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