I guess this makes me a "high risk" pregnancy.
The Dr.s are trying to kill me by making me come to the Dr.'s office EVERYDAY.
No WONDER my blood pressure is HIGH.
They have made me collect Urine for 24 hours.. Have you done it? It is SO FUN. (So fun to wander to the refrigerator in the middle of the night with a cup full of pee...)
Really, because it is already SO FUN to do it every time you go to the office.
They have made me lay in their office for an hour hooked up to a monitor.
They have made me take Glucose tests.
I have been poked in the finger
In the arm
And YOU KNOW WHERE ELSE!
They have made me have ultrasounds (ok, those aren't that bad)
I have passed every single one of their tests with FLYING COLORS.
But seriously.. the next time they ask me how I am feeling or why my blood pressure is "a little high" I am going to say,
BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE DRIVING ME COMPLETELY BATTY! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!
Do you think it will work?