Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Dear Sarah (George Clooney's Ex)

Hey, if Celia can write letters... so can I!

Dear Sarah,

I heard today that you broke up with George... Sorry... I mean, did you REALLY think that you could get the most famous bachelor on the planet to settle down? I mean, I did there for a while, so certainly YOU must have thought you could! You seemed pretty "normal" and "down to earth" (whatever that means) and I thought you might actually have a chance! I did notice that you were 'absent' from the last few events. What happened? Did you ask for a ring? Did you get all pushy and committal? Did you have a DTR with him? (Define the Relationship) I mean, cuz, anyone would have told you that that would send him running.

Well, I hope you have a good time settling into your old apartment. Probably gonna feel kinda small now.. Hopefully you get to take home some great "parting gifts" with you. I hope you also had a note on your back as you walked out the door that said, it is HIS LOSS... because in my last big break up (before the marriage) I just happened have to have that written on the door he was walking out of. (and Yes, he saw it--I call that Karma) Anywho, I hope you have some good Karma coming your way. But, I can't think of any other famous bachelors who aren't already taken! I mean, they are all pretty locked up right now... Even Lance Armstrong (rumored to be with Kate Hudson), and Matthew McConaughey--girlfriend with child, Jake Gyllenhall (Committed to Reese Witherspoon) Brad is committed (I guess that is what you would call it- 6 children later) and Matt and Ben are actually married (IMPRESSIVE!) Maybe you could hook up with Jen and Luciana and ask them how they "did it" (meaning, got their men to commit) Anywho... hopefully you can get back to work. I am sure there are a few bars hiring. Best of luck!

Love,

Lindsey

PS- I realize in this post, I have just professed how much I know about the celebrity world, and no, I am not proud of it. :)

20 comments:

Jeanelle said...

I think you and I could have some very fun real life conversations based on all that we know about celebrity! I just wonder if she's going back to being a cocktail waitress again. Did they hold her job there for her while she took the year off to be George's girlfriend? That's the question I want answered!

Bridget said...

I learn all about celebrities from blogs. Now I can add you to my celebrity in the know friend list. If it weren't for the long lines at the checkout and the copious amounts of gossip magazines there with Angelina spread over each one, I wouldn't have known she was pregnant with twins. I am curious to see how long she and Brad can survive with six kids.

Shally said...

I am with Bridget, if it weren't for blogging, I would have NO idea. So... thank you! ☺

If it doesn't come up on my MSN home page, I don't know anything about it.

I watch Dora and Lazytown, so if you want to know anything about Spanish, rhyming, or getting along with others-- I AM YOUR WOMAN!

Lindsey said...

Shally, my cute little friend.. IT WAS on the MSN home page (my main source of news too) :)

i'm kelly said...

i love the gossip magazines & i love your post... what a hoot!

Melissa-Mc said...

The more I learn about the lives of celebrities, the more I'm so happy to just be me.

Because I totally COULD have been a celebrity if I WANTED to :)

aric & jess said...

The truth is George has been trying to get me to leave Aric but being married to a carpet sales rep is way more exciting than a celebrity...Poor Sarah just could handle the pressure of living in my shadow...

Oh and I designed my blog with shabby princess paper.

i'm kelly said...

check out martha's instructions here:
http://www.marthastewart.com/portal/site/mslo/menuitem.3a0656639de62ad593598e10d373a0a0/?vgnextoid=98e43a9f554e3110VgnVCM1000003d370a0aRCRD&autonomy_kw=dr.%20scholls&rsc=header_1

abbyandcompany said...

I don't even know what to say. I think george should stop kidding himself and go back and save the declining state of E.R.

Denae (a.k.a. D-dawg) said...

hi Lindsay! My husband went to BYU in 95 for freshman year and then served in the DR for 2 years after that. Was your husband in the DR too? What years?

Tricia said...

Linds, you are HILARIOUS! I loved this blog! I'm excited about you guys moving to Arizona. I posted a couple comments a while back about how much I love Phoenix and how lucky you guys are! I didn't know you guys lived there before. It will be a great adventure/experience for you guys...until the next move that is! =) Talk to you soon! T.

calibosmom said...

You are too funny! I love these letters to celebrities! I'll have to think about who I would write to. I have to admit, I had no idea he was even dating anyone...I'm a loser!

Celia Fae said...

Oh goodness. I was visiting so I could FINALLY fix my little sidebar/Lindsey problem, and there's me and George, together forever. Thank you for being my friend in the celebrity obsessed world.

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gab said...

I thought he was gay. Not sure where I heard that....but maybe this is why they broke up?!

Jill said...

I love celebrity talk...speaking of...the quote from Will Smith was talking about sex, so I think it is "open!" Boo hoo. sucks huh.

Jill said...

did you read the last quote from my post...it says they ask each other for permission to have sex with someone else and that makes it okay...but if they do it and don't ask for permission that is bad...you can google "will's marriage" and find more info too. craziness huh!!!!!!!!

Jill said...

Yeah! It's bizarre. What is the point of marriage then????

Ilene said...

She got too old. That's why George broke up with her.

Damn his good looks and irresitable charm... I still love you George.

Stacy said...

Hey Sexy Toes!!!! Haven't visited in a while...didn't know I was supposed to be commenting! How's the movin goin? Lots o work...especially single! How did Peter luck out on that deal???? Hope to see you next week. Love ya and good luck on new adventures!

xoxox

Stacy

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