Jaxon: In his room, cleaning up his toys.
Wade: In Jaxon's room, eating up his toys.
Jaxon: Picks up a cannon ball off the floor that has been sufficiently slimed by Wade.
Jaxon: EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! DAD! WADE NEEDS A TIME OUT!!!!!
DAD: Muffled Laughter, "It's ok Jaxon, don't worry about it."
Jaxon: But DAD! He is RUINING ME!!!!!